Today there were two things that really enraged me. To get them off my chest, I thought I’d post them here:

First, I was at the gym and this skinny little punk wearing plaid cargo shorts and basically being a little douchebag was lifting. I didn’t have a problem with that. However, he decided to place this bar in the middle of the free weights area, clean it up (kind of) and put it on his back and do quarter squats. He was “training” his friend to do the same. The weights were not clipped and moved all over the bar and put both him, his friend, and passer bys in danger. I threw him the clips after his set so he could clip up the weights and he looked at me and threw them back. Then, he just left the fucking bar in the middle of the dumbbell area and walked out, giving me the stink eye the entire time. I wanted to throttle him.

Second, a woman pulled up to Marshall’s and let a middle aged fat woman out of her huge Chevy Trailblazer, then parked 20 feet away and sat in the SUV with her engine on. I went to the bank, and when I came back, the chick was still sitting there in her gas guzzling SUV with the car on and engine running. I was in the bank 20 minutes. I seriously can’t believe that kind of bullshit.

So entitled punk and stupid fat, wasting chick were my triggers today. Did you have any?

Here we go with some more awesome Twitter quotes:

#uknowusprung when that Nigga ain’t strap up and he say- ooh I’m bout to nut and u don’t push him off, sprung and basic

via @jessespeakdotcom

#uknowusprung when the back of every girl head look like hers…..ur ass be happy as shit when u finally find her

via @UchiManeLaFlare

#uknowusprung wen yo ass constantly callin MY phone as if i giv a fuk abt u n yo nigga…dnt do it

via @kyliecool25 (this one is special because it has almost no words spelled correctly. Wow!

#uknowusprung when an old jumpoff call to hookup and you say naw!

via @cirocobama3 (what the hell is a jumpoff?)

MySpacers, please go back to your glittery caverns and leave the purity that was Twitter in the state you found it. PLEASE?

Evidently dog fighting is the worst thing that a person can ever do, ever. At least, according to cliffcla in a comment on The Sporting News.

I have no room for anyone who kills defenseless animals for fun. People say that he has payed his debt to society by going to jail.. B.S. That does not change who he is. What he did is pure evil. Driving drunk and killing someone is a mistake. Getting into a public altercation is a Mistake. Getting caught with a boat load of prostitutes is poor judgment and a mistake. But what he did was Calculated, thought out, Evil. He actually set his property up to host dog fighting its not like he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I could never except someone like that.

Seriously? I would rather have someone kill 10,000 dogs then have a person kill 1 human. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Now that twitter is open to a huge non-geeky audience, I feel the general intelligence level of most tweets has gone down. Please see the following:

• @AhmaadNYC #intheclub lame niggas be tryna cuff. Mannnnnnn, the ladies came to dance, not wife u lame ass niggas
• @tyfamousyo #intheclub is where people wear they best outfits , and the next day bee bummy [ where they do that at ]
• @GAGonmySWAG always strapped when Im in #intheclub, bitches gimmie daps, twiggas gimmie hugs.
• @K1ngStraG #intheclub bitches under arms b smelling mad moley HA.
• @UchiManeLaFlare When im #intheclub i always dap the one 80-year-old in there trynna get new numbers on his Apple iBeeper like shit…..WHATS GOOD SON!!

Seriously, what the fuck do these things even mean? Twitter is the new MySpace. Super awesome that we get disgusting background images, unintelligible half-English, and trashy bullshit now. w00+

I’ve been interested in competing in a bodybuilding competition for a while now, but was always intimidated by the fact that I don’t use steroids and most bodybuilders do (even amateurs). If I’m going to compete, I want to at least have a chance to win.

Anyways, I was looking for a natural competition and thought that NaturalBodybuilding.com would be a fairly logical place to start. Unfortunately, I didn’t make it past the front page of the site for fear that my eye’s would spontaneously combust inside of my head. First, an image of what exactly is wrong with the site:

• The site uses frames
• There is not a consistent color scheme
• There is flashing red and green text
• The “testing” text uses some type of goo-like font
• Music plays when you visit the site (and you can’t turn it off)
• There is a ridiculous background graphic that doesn’t tile appropriately
• There is no layout, pictures are randomly sized, and the text content is all the default serif font

Basically, this site needs to be completely redone. I wonder if the reason that more people find information about bodybuilding from sources that promote pharmaceutical enhancement is that those websites don’t completely suck.